Did you hear about the Blonde that...

1.) Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope.

2.) Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years".

3.) Couldn’t call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.

4.) When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C".

5.) Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.

6.) After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.