A teacher is explaining biology to her 1st grade students.
"Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who
stuttered", she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories
could be, asked
The girl to describe the incident.

"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty,
Precious, and the Rottweiler
that lives next door got a running start and before we knew
It, he jumped over
the fence into our yard!.

"That must've been scary", said the teacher.

"It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty raised his
back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'
...And before he could say "Fuck", the Rottweiler ate Him.