A young man finally got a date with a female of questionable morals that lived in his complex. To prepare for his date, the man went up on to the roof in order to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines, he sunbathed in the nude.

Unfortunately, he fell asleep while on the roof and managed to get a sunburn on his "tool". But, determined not to miss his date, he put some lotion on his junk and wrapped it in gauze.

When the hot date showed up at his place, the young man treated her to a home cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room. While watching tv however, the young man's sunburn started acting up again. He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen and poured a cool glass of milk. He then placed his sunburned junk in the milk and experienced immediate relief.

The date, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him with his dingy immersed in a glass of milk. Upon seeing this, the she exclaimed - "So, that's how you guys load t