A blonde at a party, was telling her friend that she'd sworn off men for life.


"They lie, they cheat, and they're just no damn good," she moaned. "From now on, when I want sex, I'm going to use my tried and tested plastic companion," she said.


"What happens when the batteries run out?" asked her friend.


"That's simple," replied the blonde. "I'll just fake an orgasm as usual."