>Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight.
>
> She was from Quality Street , he was a Fisherman's Friend.
>
> On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter,
> she had a Wine Gum.
>
> He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said.
> "I'm the one with the nuts," he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.
>
> They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom..
> Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.
>
> It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and
> felt her Cream Egg.
> He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and
> Tic Tacs.
>
> Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him
> take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was pleased
> as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment as she let out a
> scream of Turkish Delight.
>
> When he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She
> wanted more, but he needed Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink Wafers
> looked very appetizing. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and
>
> finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!
>
> Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
> 3 days later his Magnum lolly started to drip. It turned out Miss Rowntree
> had been with Bertie Basset who had Allsorts.