A lady sitting next to two men talking tries to ignore them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

'Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! . Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.'

The lady can't take this any more, 'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,' she retorted indignantly. 'In this country, we don't speak aloud in public
places about our sex lives. '

Hey, you coola down lady,' said the man. 'Who is talkin' abouta sex? I'm a just atellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi '.'