Q: Why do Mexicans drive low-riders?
A: So they can cruise and pick your weeds at the same time.

Q: What's worse than your dentist telling you have herpes?
A: Your mother telling you.

Q: Why did god create women?
A: Because dogs can't get beer out the fridge.

Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
A: It scares the shit out of the dog.

Q: Why do African-American women make such good housekeepers?
A: Built-in Brillo pads.

Q: Do you know why women fake orgasm?
A: Because men fake foreplay.

Q: Why do men swim faster than women?
A: Because they have a rudder.