Tax Filing


A woman walks into a Tax accountant's office and tells
him that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to
ask you a few questions."

He gets her name, address, social security number,
etc., and then asks, "What is your occupation?"

"I'm a whore," she says.


The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, "No,
No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that"

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."

"No, that still won't work. Try again."

They both think for a minute; then the woman says,
"I'm an elite chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have
to do with being a prostitute?"

"Well, I raised about a thousand little peckers last
year."

"Chicken Farmer it is"