Son (S) : Why is making love so great?
Father (F) : It's just like the sensation when you pick your nose with your finger!!

S : Why do women enjoy sex more than men?
F : It's because when you pick your nose, your nose feels more comfort than your finger.

S: Why do women hate it when they get raped?
F: It's like when you're walking on the street, and someone else comes over and picks your nose - would you like it??

S: Why can't women have sex when they are menstruating?
F: If your nose is bleeding, do you still pick it ??

S: Why do men not like to wear condoms when they are making love?
F: Do you like to pick your nose with a glove on your finger?

S: Why is having sex carried out in private?
F: Do you pick you nose in front of your class?

S: What is an orgasm?
F: The same as sneezing, but the other way around.

S: Is it true that women love big dicks?
F: Ever tried picking your nose with your thumb?

S: What's anal sex?
F: Picking your mouth.