Johnny was watching his mom and dad fight and they said, "BITCH" "Bastard" Johnny asks, "what's a bastard and bitch". The mom says, "a bitch means lady and bastard means gentlemen" later johnny went outside to play when he hears his someone say, "put your cock in my pussy!" Johnny runs back inside and asks "mom, what's a cock and pussy?"
mom says, "a cock is a hat and a pussy is a coat."
johnny says ok and then goes outside. on thanksgiving, Johnny's in his dad's room watching his dad shave, when the dad cuts himself and says, "shit". Johnny asks," what's shit?"
"it's a type of shaving cream"
"ok"
Johnny runs downstairs to watch his mom cut the turkey, but she cuts herself and says, "FUCK"
Johnny says, "what's fuck?"
"it's a way of cutting the turkey. Now go get the door!"
Johhnny opens the door for his relatives and says, "Welcome bitches and bastards. May i take your cocks and pussies? My dad's upstairs wiping shit off his face and my mom's in the kitchen, fucking the tu