A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a
> young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm.
>
>
> He stopped and asked the boy, 'Where did you get that
> turkey?'
>
> >
&
gt; The boy replied, 'What turkey?'
>
> >
> The game warden said, 'That turkey you're carrying
> under your arm.'
>
>
> The boy looks down and said, 'Well, lookee here, a
> turkey done roosted under my arm!'
>
>
> The game warden said, 'Now look, you know turkey season
> is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going
> to do to you.
>
>
> If you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you
> break his wing, I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to
> him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with
> him?'
>


>
>
> The little boy said, 'I guess I'll just kiss his
> ass and let him go!'
>
>
> May your stuffing be tasty
> May your turkey plump,
> May your potatoes and gravy
> Have never a lump.
> May your yams be delicious
> And your pies take the prize,
> And may your Thanksgiving dinner
> Stay off your thighs!.......happy thanksgiving to all ...swift