Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The structure of the wall wasn't built right
So he won a million without a fight.



It's Raining, It's Pouring.
Oh shit, it's Global Warming.


Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
Between two chunks of bread.



Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its ass
And turned its wool to nylon.



Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too cause he was gay.



Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass
And grabbed her ass
Now two of his teeth are missing.