A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get
her tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll, she came
upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full
of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked the gentleman, "What do you
do to get your tomatoes so red?"

The gentleman responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my
tomato garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from
blushing so much."

Well, the woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the
same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice
a day for two weeks she exposed herself to her garden hoping for
the best. One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the
woman, "By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn
red?"

"No" she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."