a guy goes dowm to the water and sees a girl with no arms and no legs he asks her "do you need some help"
and she says "yes could you drive me home"
so he drives her home.
she then asks him "i have a favour to ask could you hug me ive never been hugged before"
so he hugs her and leaves

the next day he sees her she says "can you kiss me i've never been kissed before"
so he kisses her

the next he sees her again and she says "can you screw me ive never been screwed before"
so he drives her back to the beach and throws her into the water and says "there now your screwed"