A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to find the farmer, but the farmer can't be found. So the chicken drives the farmer's BMW 328 back to the mud hole, and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope over to the horse and drives forward, saving him from sinking!

A few days later, the chicken and horse are playing in the meadow again and this time the chicken falls into a mud hole. The chicken yells to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse says, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So the horse stretches over the width of the mud hole and says, "Grab my 'thingy' and pull yourself up..." The chicken does just that, and pulls himself to safety.

The moral of the story?

If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.