An eagle was feeling rather horny, so he swooped down on a dove and took it back to his nest. Once back at the nest the dove said, "I'm a dove and I like love."
The eagle thought, "Fuck that," and tossed the dove out of the nest.
Then the eagle spotted an owl. So he swooped down on the owl and took it back to his nest.
Once back at the nest the owl said, "I'm an owl and I like to howl." The eagle thought, "Fuck that," and tossed the owl out of the nest.
Then the eagle spotted a duck. So he swooped down on the duck and took it back to his nest.
Once back at the nest the duck said, "I'm a drake and I think you've made a mistake!"