There was a chicken and a horse playing together in a barn yard.

Suddenly the horse falls into a pit. He yells to the chicken, "Go
get the farmer, save me, save me!!!"

The chicken can't find the Farmer, so he gets the farmer's BMW and drives it over to the mud pit, lassos
the horse and pulls him out. The horse says,
"Thank you, Thank you, I owe you my life..."

Then a couple days later they're playing again and this time the
chicken falls into the mud pit and the chicken says, "Help me Help
me!!! Go get the farmer!!!"

So the horse says, "No No No, I think I can get you." The horse
stretches across the mud pit and tells the chicken, "Grab onto my
dick." The chicken grabs on, the horse stretches back, and the
horse saves the chickens' life.

So whats the moral of the story???

If you have a dick the size of a horse then you don't need a BMW
to pick up chicks.