A man has been trapped on a island for five years. After five years of loneliness he finally can’t stand it any longer and begins to look for things to have sex with. He tries to bang a tree, but decides its to rough.
He then turns his attention to a coconut, but to no avail.
Finally he spots a pig on the island and tries to penetrate it but with no luck. The pig squeals and runs away.
The next day the man tries again and just when he’s about to penetrate the pig, it squeals and runs away...again.
The man continues his daily attempt for weeks before he finally collapses on the beach and cries at his failed attempts at pig fucking.
However, as he glances over the ocean he sees a cruise ship off in the distance and can’t believe his good luck. Unfortunatly, the ship sinks beacuse it collided with a bunch of rocks. The man on the island all of a sudden sees a pair of arms flailing in the water and he quickly swims out to rescue the person.
It turns out to be a beautiful blonde with massive tits, and once again the man feels redeemed from all his past misfortunes. He brings the woman on to the beach and gives her mouth to mouth, saving her life.
She gazes into her new hero's eyes and says, " You saved my life, how can I ever repay you?".
The man replies, " Can you hold down a pig?"