Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

'If you want your breasts to grow,then every day take a piece of toilet paper
and rub it between them for a few seconds'.

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of
the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will this take?' I asked.

'They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies. I stopped.
'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every
day will make my breasts larger over the years?'

Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?'

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although
he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

Stupid, stupid man!