Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!

Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit, while others can't tell th e difference between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits.?
There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot
the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier
than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are
hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit,
and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit,
the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit,