A lady walks into her daughter’s room and her daughter’s doing herself with a vibrator. She says, “Honey, what are you doing!?”

She says, “Ma, I’m forty years old I don’t even have a boyfriend, I’ll never get married. This is my husband.”

A few minutes later, her father walks in and she’s still doing herself with the vibrator. He says, “Honey, what are you doing?”

She says, “Daddy, I’m forty years old I don’t even have a boyfriend, I’ll never get married. This is my husband.”

The next day the daughter and the wife go shopping. They come home from shopping, they walk in the kitchen, and there’s the old man. He’s got a martini in one hand and the vibrator buzzing away in his ass.

His wife says, “What are you doing!?”

He says, “I’m having a drink with my new son-in-law!”