A guy is in a locker room at a golfing club with a few other men. on the bench beside him a cell phone starts ringing.
man: Hello
woman: Hi Honey its me. are you at the club?
m: yes
w: well, i'm at the mall right now and i saw this fur coat for $1,000 can i by it?
m: sure
w: oh thank you! Oh and i was at the dealership today and saw that car wanted. i was thinking aboiut buying it
m: how much is it?
w: $65,000
m: sure go ahead. but at that price make sure you get all the options
w: oh great! and that house that we were looking last year is back on the market selling for $950,000
m: go ahead and get it. and try to make a deal at $900,000
w: teriffic! i love you!
m: i love you too.
the man hangs and asks his buddy's who are staring at him "anyone know who's phone this is?