A man boarded an airplane in Manchester with a
box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde, female crew
member to take care of the box for him. She took the box
and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
He pointedly advised her that he was holding her
personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen,
he mentioned that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at
her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.

Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing in Alicante, she used the
intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the
gentleman who gave me the crabs in Manchester, please raise your
hand?"

Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.

Two lessons here:

1. Men never learn.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most men think.