The Pope was vacationing in Sicily near the beach when a huge tsunami hit. The Pope was washed out of his Pope mobile onto the front porch of a hotel. When he got up off the ground a guy in a huge 4x4 drives up and says "Get in."

The Pope says "No, I have served God all my life he will help me." and waves the guy off.

About an hour later the water has risen so high the Pope has to go up to a balcony on the 5th floor. A boat comes by and a guy says "Get in."

The pope says "No, I have served God all my life he will help me." and waves the guy off.

About two hours after that the water gets so high the Pope has to climb up on the roof of the hotel. A helicopter flies up to him and the guy leaning out the side window lowers a rescue basket and says : "Get in."

The pope says "No, I have served God all my life he will help me." and waves the guy off.

Ten minutes later the water comes up over the roof and the Pope drowns. Of course the Pope goes to heaven and stands before God. The Pope thanks the Lord for literally everything and says:

"Oh Heavenly Father, may I ask You a question?"

God answers "Of course!"

The pope says : "I have served You all my life but when I was in trouble on Earth I thought You would help me. Why didn't You?"

God looks at him and says "What are you talking about? I sent you a truck, then I sent you a boat, and finally I sent you a helicopter."