A Polish guy, a German guy, and a Russian guy are all challenged by a skunk on who can withstand its smell the longest in an outhouse.

They decide the German guy goes first. So he goes in.
After about 5 minutes, he walks out saying, "Oh god, that smelled horrible! I can't take it anymore!"

Then the Polish guy goes in.
After about 6 minutes, he too walks out, saying, "Shit, that smells worse than anything!"

Then, the Russian guy goes in.
Time passed, and the other two waited, and waited.

After about an hour, the skunk runs out saying, "I can't fucking stand it anymore! He took his fucking shoes off!!"