Charlie walks into the bar he always hangs out in. He walks up to the bartender, who he knows, and orders a beer. He looks around for a seat and the only seat left is way at the other end of the bar next to a stranger. The bartender sees him looking at the empty seat and says:

‘I wouldn’t sit next to him if I were you. That guy is weird.’

Charlie looks at the bartender and says, ‘Well, it’s the only place to sit down’ and walks down the bar to sit next to the stranger.
As Charlie sits down the stranger glances over at him and Charlie nods a greeting. The stranger nods in return and turns back to his drink. Charlie sits down and drinks his beer. Charlie finishes his beer and orders another one. He finishes that one and orders a third. The stranger says nothing and does nothing the entire time Charlie has been drinking. Charlie forgets about the stranger and starts watching the TV behind the bar.

Another hour goes by without the stranger doing anything and only talking to the bartender when he orders another drink. By this time Charlie has completely forgotten about the stranger and is watching TV.

Then an incredibly hot blonde walks in the bar and looks around.

Charlie sees her and says out loud
‘Wow! She is smoking hot.’

The stranger glances over at the blonde and says ‘Not my type.’

Charlie is amazed and turns to the stranger and asks ‘What type of woman do you like.’

To which the stranger replies ‘I like my women like my coffee.’

Charlie smiles and says ‘Old, black and bitter?’

The stranger turns to him and says ‘Hell no! Ground up and in the freezer.’