A man is out walking in the hills when he sees a woman standing on the edge of a cliff.She is very upset and crying loudly.

What are you doing up here, said the man.

I’m going to kill myself, replied the woman.

Well, before you do, what about giving me a blowjob? said the man.

The woman proceeds to give him the best blowjob he can remember.

Anyway, why do you want to kill yourself? asks the man.

Because my family have disowned me for dressing up as a woman.’