The Test
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Published
03/02/2008
A new guy walks into a bar and sees a sign reading: FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So he asks the bartender what the test is.
Bartender replies "First you have to chug that whole gallon of pepper tequila without making a face. Then, there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm. You gotta make things right for her." The guy says, "Well, as much as I love free beer, I won't pass. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and do anything else.
As time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat teqeelah?"
He grabs the tequila, and downs it with a big slurp. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear a loud roar and thumping, then silence. The man staggers back in, his shirt ripped and scratches all over his body.
"Now" he says "Where's that woman with the sore tooth?"
Bartender replies "First you have to chug that whole gallon of pepper tequila without making a face. Then, there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm. You gotta make things right for her." The guy says, "Well, as much as I love free beer, I won't pass. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and do anything else.
As time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat teqeelah?"
He grabs the tequila, and downs it with a big slurp. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear a loud roar and thumping, then silence. The man staggers back in, his shirt ripped and scratches all over his body.
"Now" he says "Where's that woman with the sore tooth?"
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