Man walks into a porn shop and walks up to the owner and asks for a job. The owner says this is your lucky day, I need to run a few errands and nobody to take over for me, so you get your chance at running the store.

Later that day a Brunette walks in, she walks up to the man at the counter and asks how much the dildo hanging on the wall costs. He says $35. and she says ok ive never had a black one before i’ll take it.

About an hour after that a redhead walks in, she walks up to the man at the counter and asks how much the white dildo costs. He says $35. She agrees and walks out of the store.

Not long after that a blonde walks in. The man behind the counter, being impatient, says all are $35. The blonde thinks about this and says even that plaid one? The man says nope thats a special one, $150. She says sure iv never had a plaid one before and leaves.

Torwards the end of the day the owner walks back in. He asks what was sold. At this the man says 2 dildos and your the