Three Brave Cowboys were fighting indians off on a hill. They killed many indians, but soon they run out of ammo, so they are captured.

Well, the cowboys are taken back to the indians camp, and they meet the indian chief. The Chief says "You men were very couragous in battle, so I will let you choose how you die." So the First cowboy looks around, and grabs a gun from another indian and shoots himself. The Indian chief says, "He was brave in battle, but even braver in death. I will make a canoe with his skin for one of my bravest warriors."

The second cowboy looks around, grabs a knife, and slits his own throat. The Indian chief says "He was brave in battle, but even braver in death. I will make a canoe with his skin for one of my bravest warriors."

The third cowboy looks around, grabs a fork, and starts stabbing himself with it. The Indian chief says, "What are you doing??"
The third cowboy says, "You're not making a canoe out of me, Motherfuckers!"