12) Did you just fart? Cuz you just blew me away

11) Are yer parents related? Cuz you sure are special

10) My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in

9) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you out

8) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I sure can see myself in 'em

7) If you were a tree, and I was a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole

6) You might not be the best lookin' girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away

5) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed rock

4) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room

3) Yer eyes are a blue as window cleaner

2) If yer gonna regret this in the mornin', we can sleep til the afternoon

.....and the Number 1 pick up line is......

1) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, lookin' at you makes my nuts tighten up