A Chinese girl married an American boy and they were in the bridal suite of a hotel. As the Chinese girl undressed she timidly excused herself with each garment she took off, as the Cinese are so polite. As she bent over to take off her hose, she accidently farted, she looked at her new husband very much embarrased, andsaid, ' Excuse me please, front hole so happy, back hole whistle.