So a guy walks into the the town whore house, and talks to this little old asian lady. He says hey Im feelin really fuckin screwed up today, gimmi the oldest bitch you got.The old lady says OOOOOh you want Mirdel, she good she good you want , you go room 218. So he took the key and hauled ass over there. He got in and there was this like 200 year old bitch dressed in black lace. He immediatly jumped her and started poundin her when he said, hey..your kinda dry...She says ooo sonny dont worry ill fix that in a jiff...she comes back and its fuckin awesome. When he was done he just had to know what she did, and she said...oh well i just pulled the scabs off and it took care of itseld :)