A married couple in their 60's are visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish. "I want to travel around the world with my darling husband", sayes the wife ...2 tickets for a luxury cruise magically appear in her hand! Husband sayes "sorry love, my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me..." So the fairy waves her wand and the husband becomes 92! Moral of the story: men who are ungrateful bastards should remember... fairies are fu*king female!