Judy got married and had 13 children.
Her first husband, Ted, died of cancer.
She got married again, this time to Bob. They had seven more children.
Bob was killed in a car accident 12 years later.
Judy again remarried, this time to John, and had 5 more children. Then John died of a heart attack. Judy finally died, after having 25 children.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.
He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,
"Lord, they are finally together."
Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret:
"Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"
Margaret replied . . . "I think he means her legs, Ethel!"