Things you don't want to hear from Technical Support
midnite492
Published
11/04/2008
-Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?
-That's right, not even McGyver could fix it.
-So -- what are you wearing?
-Duuuuuude! Bummer!
-Looks like you're gonna need some new dilithium crystals, Cap'n.
-Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if you're with the FTC.
-We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery.
-In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect.
-Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!
-Okay, turn to page 2527 in your copy of Dianetics.
-Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney.
-That's right, not even McGyver could fix it.
-So -- what are you wearing?
-Duuuuuude! Bummer!
-Looks like you're gonna need some new dilithium crystals, Cap'n.
-Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if you're with the FTC.
-We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery.
-In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect.
-Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!
-Okay, turn to page 2527 in your copy of Dianetics.
-Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney.
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