I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard
to pronounce.

How about never? Is never good for you?

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate
yourself in public.

I'm really easy to get along with once you people
learn to worship me.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

"Things You'd Love To Say But Don't Dare"
Part II

It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word
you're saying.

Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and
stupid.

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

I have plenty of talent and vision, I just don't give a
darn.

Visualizing? I'm already visualizing the duct tape over
your mouth.

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had
about you being competent.

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your
unique point of view.