Ten Thoughts to Ponder for the New Year 2010

Number 10

Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9

Good health is merely the slowest possible

rate at which one can die.

Number 8

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.

If you see him without an erection,

make him a sandwich .

Number 7

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,

teach a person to use the Internet and

they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6

Some people are like a Slinky ...

Not really good for anything, but you

still can't help but smile when

you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,

lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4

All of us could take a lesson from the weather.

It pays no attention to Criticism.

Number 3

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00,

and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.

Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2010

"Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers;

What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow"