A man was looking through an antique shop one day, and when digging around in the clearance bin, he finds a genie lamp. He rubs it, and a genie comes out.

The genie says "I will grant you three wishes, but whatever you get, every lawyer in the world will get two."

The man says "Give me a million dollars." Every lawyer in the world gets two million dollars.

The man says "Give me a Porsche." Every lawyer in the world gets two Porsches.

The genie asks "what do you want to do with your last wish? Remember, every lawyer in the world will get two of what you wish for."

The man says "Well, I've always wanted to donate a kidney..."