Boudreaux and Tibadeaux were sitting under the stars one night.

Boudreaux says to Tibadeaux, "You 'ere about the man who landed on the moon?"

Tibadeaux replies, "Aw yeah?"

Boundreaux says, "It was amazen, he got to walk 'round and plant a flag."

Tibadeaux says, "Aw shucks that ain't nuttin, my cousin Jeb's gonna land on the sun."

Boudreaux says, "No way he'll burn up before he e'en gets thar."

Tibadeaux replies, "He ain't stupid he's gonna wait ti'll nighttime!"