When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and
staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife.

But after several weeks his penis had grown to nearly twenty
inches.

Ralph became quite concerned. He was having problems dressing and
even walking, so he and his wife went to see a prominent
urologist. After an initial examination, the doctor explained to
the couple that, though rare, Ralph's condition could be fixed
through corrective surgery.

"How long will Ralph be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously.

"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised
doctor.

"Well," said the wife coldly, "you're planning on lengthening
Ralph's legs, aren't you?"