A plane has malfunctioned and is going down. There are three people on the plane, a Chinese man, a Mexican, and an American. They figure that the longer they're in the air, the longer they live, and by doing that they have to throw things off the plane to make it lighter. The Chinese guy throws out a bunch of boxes of fortune cookies. "We have too many of those in our country." The Mexican throws out a bunch of boxes of tacos. "We have too many of those in our country." Then the American goes over and throws out the Mexican.