Top 10 thoughts for 2008
10-life is sexually transmitted
9-good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die
8-men have two emotions: hungry & horny. if u see him without an erection than make him a sandwich.
7-give a person a fish & u feed them for a day,teach a person how to use the internet & they'll leave u alone 4 a week
6-some people are like a slinky,not useful for anything but it puts a smile on ur face to push them down stairs.
5-health nuts are gonna feel stupid one day lying in a hospita dying of nothing.
4-all of us can take a lesson from the weather,it pays no attention to criticism.
3-why does a slight credit increase cost $200, but a substantial tax cut saves us .30 cents.
2-in the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now that the world is weird people take prozac to make it normal
1-we know exactly where one cow is that has mad cow disease out of millions yet we have no clue where thousands of immigrants and terrorist a