A business man walks into a biker bar on his lunch break, curious to see what it's like. He walks up to the bartender and asks, "Is this usually a pretty tough bar when it gets busier?" The bartender replies, "Well, if you come back at 2:00 AM, I guarentee there will be a lot of drinkin', a lot of cussin', and a lot of fuckin'." The business man is surprised, "That sounds like fun! Most bars aren't even open at that time!" The bartender replies, "Yeah, we close at twelve thirty. It will just be you and me."