Two Scottish nuns have just arrived to USA by boat and one says to the other, I hear that people in this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically, she points to a hot dog vendor and they walk towards it.

"Two dogs, please," says one of the nuns. The vendor is pleased to oblige and he wraps both hot dogs in foil. Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench and begin to unwrap their 'dogs.' The first nun, staring at it for a moment, leans over to the other nun and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?"