A woman and her infant daughter are on a trans-Atlantic flight.

A man seated nearby gets the woman's attention and says, "Lady, I hate to say this, but that is the most horrifyingly ugly baby I've ever laid eyes on."

The lady bursts into tears and a flight attendant hurries over to see what the commotion is about.

"This man is being rude and insulting," she tells the attendant.

"We're sorry about your bad experience, ma'am," says the flight attendant. "I'll have the rude gentleman moved to a different seat on the plane, offer you a free flight voucher, and give you a couple of complimentary drink coupons. Would that help?"

The lady was pleased with this arrangement, and thanked the flight attendant.

"You're very welcome," the smiling flight attendant added, "and can I get a banana for your monkey?"