One day at the local pub a man was nursing his liquor when the door opened and an extremely fat and sweaty woman walks in. She raises her arm and exposes a massive bush of hair.
"Who here will buy a real lady a drink?" she asks.
The man in the bank raises his drink, "One for the ballerina!"
After the woman downs her drink she stands up and repeats the performance, asking all there who would buy a lady a real drink. Again the man in the back raises his drink and says "One more for the ballerina!"
Noticing the behavior, the bartender approaches the man and says, "Listen pal, who you like is your own business but I just gotta ask: why do you keep calling her a ballerina?"
Without flinching, the man replies, "Anyone who can lift her leg that high must be a ballerina!"