What was the last thing going through Mr. Smiths head sitting in 110th floor of the WTC?
- The radio mast...

America's new math:
Q: Now how many sides to a Pentagon? A: 4

If one side of the Pentagon has collapsed, will it now be renamed "The Square"?

Q: Why didn't Superman stop the planes from hitting the Trade Towers?
A: Because he's a quadriplegic!

Q: What should have tipped off the ticket sellers?
A: When the terrorists asked if there was anything cheaper than one-way.

Q: How long does it take to reach the ground from 107 stories up?
A: The rest of your life

Optimism,
as you fall past the 20th floor you shout "I'm not hurt yet"

Floor 106...... you ARE the weakest link.... goodbye....