A husband was going on a trip and his wife was complaining about not being able to have sax while he was gone. So he went to a sex shop and a clerk recommended the voodoo dick. To get the voodoo dick to work all you had to say was voodoo dick, whatever, and it would start humping that item. To get it to stop you had to say voodoo dick box and it would go back in it's box. The husband decided to get it for his wife. He explained to his wife how it worked. The next day, after her husband had left, the wife was feeling frisky. So she decided to use the voodoo dick. After about an hour she was satisfied BUT, her husband forgot to tell her how to make it stop. So she decided to go to the hospital. She did her best to drive there but eventually got pulled over. The officer said,"What's the problem mam?" "It's this voodoo dick," she said,"I can't make it stop humping me!" The officer laughed and then he said,"Yeah right, voodoo dick MY ASS!"