Two old women waiting at a bus stop and it starts raining. One puts out her cigarette, the other takes a condom out of her pocket and cuts off the end and puts it over her cigarette and carries on smoking. A little later, the bus comes along and as they are heading into town, one of the old women asks the other what that was that she put over her cigarette. The other woman tells her it's a condom and that pharmacies sell them.

Later when she's wandering around town, she sees a pharmacy and goes inside and asks for some condoms. The man at the counter is a little surprised that such an old lady wants condoms but asks her what size she wants. She thinks for a moment and then replies: "One that would fit over a camel."